A Very Merry Unbirthday to Me!

On Friday, I'll be doing this: Over here:

(Come!) I'm ready to redeem myself after last year's birthday "celebration"... because last year, for the big THREE-OH, I somehow became significantly less "Holly" and significantly more like the crazy lady at the 53 second mark:

It wasn't pretty.

This year, I've resolved to maintain my composure and make the best of a sad situation! Birthdays are supposed to be fun, right? (Wrong!) But, it's better than staying at home, right? So, since I haven't yet figured out how to freeze time and keep everything and everyone as-is, I suppose I may as well drink up! (Pass the Kleenex!)